Hahahhaaah (via shortkebab)
I don’t remember posting this. I need to stop hitting the ganja weed so hard. Anyway my Danish frond said this and I was probably adoring his matter-of-fact manner of stating everything. You can never tell if he is lying. He is 31 but he could be 18. Up until the age of 15, he thought that all babies came from lesbian couples. I won him at Magic last night. I don’t know why I wanted to share both these posts URL. Irrelevant.
WE***** won at magic.